Casmir Enterprises, Inc.
We are a specialty maintenance contractor. Our work is universal in scope and is available worldwide. It includes but is not limited to the following specialties:
Industrial Maintenance
Lawn Mowing
Cattle insemination
Wooden leg refinishing
Haystack needle recovery
Wars fought
Discount balloon angioplasty
Prosthesis lubrication
Marriage counseling
Rectal cleaning and alignment
Ice delivery
Horse whispering
Keys made and locks lubricated
Funeral flower disposal
Heads examined
Rock & roll promotions
Loans and mortgages
Dog sitting
Bomb defusing
Motorcycle jumping
Chicken plucking
Faith healing
Antique appraisals
Pest control
Lawyers removed
Wedding photography
Polka lessons
Repossessions
Fortune telling
French cuisine lessons
Toilet wax ring rebuilders
3 stooges impersonations
spittoon cleaning
leg shaving
educational consulting
buildings demolished
ballroom dancing
seances arranged
Rap singing
Moonshine transporting
Tugboat piloting
Underwater welding
Pierogi stuffing
Fletchering
toe nail recycling
rod & custom car builders
janitor services
skilled Alzheimers care
legislative lobbying
wine making
spying and espionage
space walking
septic tank cleaning
bounty hunting
wine tasting
pollution control experts
race engine building
private eye work
saws, knives, & scissors sharpened
grave digging
engineering services
manure spreading
political speech writing
gun smithing
strategic bombing
space station repairing
coopering
cannon ball stacking
nitro glycerin transporters
WWF wrestling
Computer repairing
Nascar driving
Sky writing
Wall paper removing
January well digging
Computer programming
Brain surgery
Blacksmithing
Hair transplants
Kielbasa stuffing
Ear wax recovery & storage
Organ transplants
Expert casting of pearls before swine